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Katy Perry and Paula Deen’s Faces Are Interchangeable
I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her Butter chapstick

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Also, the same is true of Nic Cage.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

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collegehumor:

Katy Perry and Paula Deen’s Faces Are Interchangeable

I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her Butter chapstick

(via)

Also, the same is true of Nic Cage.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

(Source: bestjugs, via geminiasian)

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