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I never said I was a role model...

daddystamina:

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via crashleyashley)

— 4 hours ago with 333301 notes

Frollo, upon meeting Gaston for the first time. True story.

(Source: villainsbar, via netolaneta)

— 6 hours ago with 8038 notes

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

(via disgustinghuman)

— 7 hours ago with 83718 notes
gallopingtormaunt:

I’m not posting this ironically or as a joke. I think this is an important part of love and trust.

gallopingtormaunt:

I’m not posting this ironically or as a joke. I think this is an important part of love and trust.

(Source: stephisanerd, via disgustinghuman)

— 7 hours ago with 163049 notes
disgustinghuman:

more like “sleep all day - sleep all night”

disgustinghuman:

more like “sleep all day - sleep all night”

(Source: shannonwest)

— 7 hours ago with 49103 notes

femburton:

human-sloth:

this is the most important thing on the internet today

please explain this
snoopdogg

(via disgustinghuman)

— 7 hours ago with 45770 notes

jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

(via disgustinghuman)

— 7 hours ago with 232181 notes

itsraininbritishmen:

thecracksareclosing:

aelabee:

I was listening to the original post as it was storming outside and I thought it was beautiful so I tried my best to recreate it.

SERIOUSLY HOW MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL CAN THIS SONG GET?!

(via semihardfemme)

— 7 hours ago with 220257 notes

sharapwna:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

the prostitute though lmao

(via semihardfemme)

— 8 hours ago with 171734 notes

semihardfemme:

pastashovel:

Cobra Starship - “Hollaback Boy” 

UH HUH HOLY SHIT IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU GET OFF MY DICK

THIS. IS. MY. SHIIIT.

(Source: sallyandjackforever)

— 8 hours ago with 85898 notes